Gedpagnatcid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, witless wombat.

Gedpagnatcid created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedpagnatcid, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gedpagnatcid, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gedpagnatcid's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gedpagnatcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gedpagnatcid's name in vain.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Put Gedpagnatcid first in all things.

4. Never talk about grasshopers.

5. Always stare at clouds.