Pinrullarm is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident tortoise.

Pinrullarm created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Pinrullarm, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pinrullarm, it will cry a lot.

Pinrullarm's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Pinrullarm's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not kill squirrels.