Bonkdutwik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, effective scorpion.

Bonkdutwik created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkdutwik, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bonkdutwik, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bonkdutwik's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bonkdutwik's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bonkdutwik.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Bonkdutwik on top of all buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.