Rowpitwab is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented eagle.

Rowpitwab created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Rowpitwab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rowpitwab, she will turn you into a goat.

Rowpitwab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Rowpitwab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not stand on grass.