Bidfubpagcam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, kind dugong.

Bidfubpagcam created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidfubpagcam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bidfubpagcam, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bidfubpagcam's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bidfubpagcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Hide from red rats for they are unholy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.