Stafnigcip Loghamflowvagjatvidminhim
is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, smart
coyote
.
Stafnigcip Loghamflowvagjatvidminhim
created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Stafnigcip Loghamflowvagjatvidminhim
, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Stafnigcip Loghamflowvagjatvidminhim
, he will turn you into a sheep.
Stafnigcip Loghamflowvagjatvidminhim's
most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Stafnigcip Loghamflowvagjatvidminhim's Holy Commandments
1. Run away from indigo mites, for they are unholy.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Stafnigcip Loghamflowvagjatvidminhim.
3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Learn five new languages a year.
5. You must never eat pineapples.
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