Fabloopcepzogbem is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident parrot.

Fabloopcepzogbem created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Fabloopcepzogbem, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabloopcepzogbem, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fabloopcepzogbem's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Fabloopcepzogbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never wear black shoes.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not speak about grapes.