Stragmipdog is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, tiresome ferret.

Stragmipdog created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragmipdog, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stragmipdog, she will turn you into a duck.

Stragmipdog's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Stragmipdog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Stragmipdog in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.