Mabdamkomomin is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, selfish
ant.
Mabdamkomomin created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mabdamkomomin, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Mabdamkomomin, it will send you a sign.
Mabdamkomomin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Mabdamkomomin's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat oranges.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Mabdamkomomin.
3. Always help pigs.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Do not wear cyan clothing.