Mabdamkomomin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, selfish ant.

Mabdamkomomin created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabdamkomomin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mabdamkomomin, it will send you a sign.

Mabdamkomomin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Mabdamkomomin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mabdamkomomin.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.