Haklarnbab is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, sage
owl.
Haklarnbab created the planet Venus four million years ago.
If you believe in
Haklarnbab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Haklarnbab, he will turn you into a blue tit.
Haklarnbab's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Haklarnbab's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Never hurt mites.
3. Never think about archaea.
4. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Do not wear lead on your body.