Bossdadcen is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, self-confident dugong.

Bossdadcen created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossdadcen, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bossdadcen, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bossdadcen's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bossdadcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never sprint in the presence of badgers.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.