Nadflownut is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, sage octopus.

Nadflownut created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadflownut, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nadflownut, it will be very sad.

Nadflownut's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nadflownut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about swans.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.