Jamsathot is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, competent ferret.

Jamsathot created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamsathot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jamsathot, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jamsathot's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Jamsathot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near horses while wearing mauve dresses.