Wipmigrenvonksiskabnigtetti is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, ill-tempered hyena.

Wipmigrenvonksiskabnigtetti created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipmigrenvonksiskabnigtetti, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wipmigrenvonksiskabnigtetti, he will turn you into a plant.

Wipmigrenvonksiskabnigtetti's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Wipmigrenvonksiskabnigtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always take life seriously.