Sawved is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, benevolent duck.

Sawved created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawved, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sawved, she will not invite you to parties.

Sawved's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sawved's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sawved.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Sawved in the centre of the settlement.
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