Bonsigcusskad Lakripwat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical ant.

Bonsigcusskad Lakripwat created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonsigcusskad Lakripwat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bonsigcusskad Lakripwat, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bonsigcusskad Lakripwat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bonsigcusskad Lakripwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Never feed lots of rice to seals while wearing red scarves.

5. Do not eat limes.