Bafdusshin Rowdavsadrig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omniscient guinea pig.

Bafdusshin Rowdavsadrig created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bafdusshin Rowdavsadrig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bafdusshin Rowdavsadrig, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bafdusshin Rowdavsadrig's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bafdusshin Rowdavsadrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about dark energy near birds while wearing violet dresses and balancing three tin spheres on your legs.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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