Kongidfun is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional human.

Kongidfun created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Kongidfun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kongidfun, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kongidfun's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Kongidfun's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Kongidfun.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. You must pray to Kongidfun eight times a day.
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