Yokcan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful fairy.

Yokcan created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokcan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yokcan, she will turn you into a dog.

Yokcan's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Yokcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bread to voles while wearing violet boots.

2. Otters are not to be trusted.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must pray to Yokcan six times a day.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics.