Gebmanbest is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, loving dragon.

Gebmanbest created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebmanbest, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gebmanbest, it will turn you into a hamster.

Gebmanbest's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gebmanbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

4. Never wear black trousers.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.