Bogrutpad is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing mouse.

Bogrutpad created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogrutpad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bogrutpad, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bogrutpad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bogrutpad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat seals with great respect.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not take Bogrutpad's name in vain.

4. Worship no other gods but Bogrutpad.

5. Always help sick manatees.