Bogrutpad is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing
mouse.
Bogrutpad created light four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bogrutpad, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Bogrutpad, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Bogrutpad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Bogrutpad's Holy Commandments1. Always treat seals with great respect.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Do not take Bogrutpad's name in vain.
4. Worship no other gods but Bogrutpad.
5. Always help sick manatees.