Sidyarduss is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic fly.

Sidyarduss created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidyarduss, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sidyarduss, it will turn you into a snail.

Sidyarduss' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Sidyarduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sidyarduss.

3. Sidyarduss loves moths, so they must be honoured.

4. Sidyarduss loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
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