Nadarpsand is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, competent
pigeon.
Nadarpsand created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nadarpsand, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Nadarpsand, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Nadarpsand's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Nadarpsand's Holy Commandments1. Do not laugh in public.
2. Nadarpsand must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Never talk about rats.
5. Always treat horses with great respect.