Yatvabged is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, two-faced swan.

Yatvabged created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatvabged, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yatvabged, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yatvabged's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Yatvabged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near geese while wearing red coats and balancing six copper spheres on your back.

3. Do not kill porpoises.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.