Sanjadxem Nurttabdum is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, wise gerbil.

Sanjadxem Nurttabdum created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanjadxem Nurttabdum, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sanjadxem Nurttabdum, she will turn you into a goat.

Sanjadxem Nurttabdum's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sanjadxem Nurttabdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Hide from mauve dogs for they are unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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