Taggodhot is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unjust swan.

Taggodhot created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taggodhot, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Taggodhot, she will turn you into a snail.

Taggodhot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Taggodhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of porpoises.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Feed all hungry dogs.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Taggodhot on top of all buildings.