Gadnillfom Quagcabbancit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty bat.

Gadnillfom Quagcabbancit created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gadnillfom Quagcabbancit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gadnillfom Quagcabbancit, she will not care.

Gadnillfom Quagcabbancit's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gadnillfom Quagcabbancit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not chop down trees.