Sitjarnhit is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome hyena.

Sitjarnhit created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitjarnhit, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sitjarnhit, she will turn you into a puffin.

Sitjarnhit's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Sitjarnhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must love Sitjarnhit.

3. Never paint your hands violet.

4. Never run near sharks.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.
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