Fumgomjon is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, grumpy deer.

Fumgomjon created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumgomjon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fumgomjon, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fumgomjon's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fumgomjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about porpoises.

2. Run away from magenta snakes, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.