Hammobhud is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, strong bat.

Hammobhud created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hammobhud, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hammobhud, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hammobhud's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Hammobhud's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.