Gamgumrutt is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, prudent
salamander.
Gamgumrutt created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gamgumrutt, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Gamgumrutt, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Gamgumrutt's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Gamgumrutt's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Do not speak about garlic.
3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Gamgumrutt in the centre of the settlement.
4. Always look after injured frogs.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gamgumrutt.