Yarbondit is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, awesome faun.

Yarbondit created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarbondit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yarbondit, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yarbondit's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Yarbondit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Always pray immersed in water.