Parkwapbod is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, prudent pigeon.

Parkwapbod created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Parkwapbod, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Parkwapbod, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Parkwapbod's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Parkwapbod's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never sprint in the presence of dogs.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always help gulls in need.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.
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