Rakqueeggem Fudhivfon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, able jackal.

Rakqueeggem Fudhivfon created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakqueeggem Fudhivfon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rakqueeggem Fudhivfon, it will strike you with lightening.

Rakqueeggem Fudhivfon's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Rakqueeggem Fudhivfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rakqueeggem Fudhivfon.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.