Budtarpgub is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic jellyfish.

Budtarpgub created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Budtarpgub, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Budtarpgub, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Budtarpgub's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Budtarpgub's Holy Commandments

1. Budtarpgub must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Never eat spinach.
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