Fenparkmot is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking salamander.

Fenparkmot created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Fenparkmot, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fenparkmot, he will turn you into a sheep.

Fenparkmot's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fenparkmot's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Retreat if eight dolphins approach from the west.