Flamlegwig is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish wasp.

Flamlegwig created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamlegwig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flamlegwig, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Flamlegwig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Flamlegwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Flamlegwig's priests.

2. Flamlegwig loves snails, so they must be respected.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not listen to music.