Pit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind pigeon.

Pit created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pit, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pit, he will not invite you to parties.

Pit's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Pit's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Pit must be the most important thing in your life.