Jinlennil is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, unthoughtful
horse.
Jinlennil created the planet Saturn two million years ago.
If you believe in
Jinlennil, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Jinlennil, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Jinlennil's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Jinlennil's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Always help sick aardvarks.
3. Do not dye your hair green.
4. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.
5. Never paint your feet black.