Tafvandit is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise jellyfish.

Tafvandit created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafvandit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tafvandit, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tafvandit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Tafvandit's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Worship no other gods but Tafvandit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about aardvarks.