Barnmilhug Minsigwap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient dog.

Barnmilhug Minsigwap created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Barnmilhug Minsigwap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Barnmilhug Minsigwap, he will turn you into a tree.

Barnmilhug Minsigwap's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Barnmilhug Minsigwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Always help tortoises in need.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Run away from mauve great tits, for they are unholy.