Hubtargstik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring ant.

Hubtargstik created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubtargstik, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hubtargstik, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hubtargstik's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hubtargstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.