Jamfotloop is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient
cobra.
Jamfotloop created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jamfotloop, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Jamfotloop, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Jamfotloop's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Jamfotloop's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt gulls.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. You must never eat corn.
5. Jamfotloop must be the most important thing in your life.