Jamfotloop is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient cobra.

Jamfotloop created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamfotloop, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jamfotloop, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Jamfotloop's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Jamfotloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt gulls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Jamfotloop must be the most important thing in your life.