Botdossven is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, intelligent rat.

Botdossven created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Botdossven, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Botdossven, he will send minions to preach to you.

Botdossven's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Botdossven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Botdossven must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Retreat if nine eagles approach from the east.