Bopdanbop is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair mink.

Bopdanbop created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopdanbop, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bopdanbop, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bopdanbop's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bopdanbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near sharks while wearing black boots and balancing three copper spheres on your hands.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about gravity near moths while wearing gray kilts.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.