Ponpomarf is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, two-faced giraffe.

Ponpomarf created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponpomarf, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ponpomarf, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Ponpomarf's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Ponpomarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never bounce in the presence of dogs.

5. Do not eat corn.