Hitdisspin is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, overgenerous dove.

Hitdisspin created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitdisspin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hitdisspin, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hitdisspin's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Hitdisspin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never hurt goats.

3. Feed all hungry porpoises.

4. Always obey Hitdisspin's priests.

5. Do not shave your neck.