Fitdidfarnab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, all-knowing capybara.

Fitdidfarnab created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitdidfarnab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fitdidfarnab, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fitdidfarnab's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fitdidfarnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always help rats in need.