Fitdidfarnab is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, all-knowing
capybara.
Fitdidfarnab created dark matter four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fitdidfarnab, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Fitdidfarnab, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Fitdidfarnab's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Fitdidfarnab's Holy Commandments1. Never think about moons.
2. Never go into blue rooms.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Always help rats in need.