Armbutcibfundagfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, merciful hippopotamus.

Armbutcibfundagfoss created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Armbutcibfundagfoss, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Armbutcibfundagfoss, he will not care.

Armbutcibfundagfoss' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Armbutcibfundagfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.