Bisslamjat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking wasp.

Bisslamjat created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bisslamjat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bisslamjat, it will torture you forever.

Bisslamjat's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bisslamjat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Never feed carrots to mites while wearing corsets.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never wear dresses.